OK, another great e-mail just came my way, and so I want to share some more winter in Wisconsin humor with y'all here. Y'kno, there is a lot of truth to these, but I do find these humorous and I hope you will too...
Enjoy!
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . .
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Wisconsinites close the windows.
At Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late!
As I write this, it's sunny and right at Zero outside. Just too damm cold to do anything outside... oh and btw, did I mention that spring and summer can come anytime?
Later my peeps...
JD
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